from http://www.salon.com
These lyrics need not change at all from Dr. Seuss’ original to aptly describe the former GOP House Speaker and presidential wannabe.
You’re a mean one, Mr. Gingrich.
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel,
Mr. Gingrich.
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
You’re a monster, Mr.Gingrich.
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr Gingrich.
I wouldn’t touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.
You’re a vile one, Mr.Gingrich.
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr Gingrich.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I’d take the seasick crocodile.
You’re a foul one, Mr. Gingrich
You’re a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Gingrich.
The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote”
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!
excerpted from
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/grinch/#share
