You’re A Mean One, Mr. Gingrich

These lyrics need not change at all from Dr. Seuss’ original to aptly describe the former GOP House Speaker and presidential wannabe.

You’re a mean one, Mr. Gingrich.

You really are a heel.

You’re as cuddly as a cactus,

You’re as charming as an eel,

Mr. Gingrich.

You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You’re a monster, Mr.Gingrich.

Your heart’s an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders.

You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr Gingrich.

I wouldn’t touch you with a

Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You’re a vile one, Mr.Gingrich.

You have termites in your smile,

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,

Mr Gingrich.

Given the choice between the two of you,

I’d take the seasick crocodile.

You’re a foul one, Mr. Gingrich

You’re a nasty wasty skunk.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks.

Your soul is full of gunk,

Mr Gingrich.

The three best words that best describe you,

Are as follows, and I quote”




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